Durngeons and Durgons

This is (based on) a game that me and a group of other people came up with at a party in 2014. It’s kind of like Dungeons and Dragons but with almost no rules. It's honestly kind of debatable whether or not it's a game so much as a weird poem/essay about games. The kind of thing that a lesser person than I would have posted under the false pretense that a neural net wrote it after being trained on 10,000 pages of TTRPG rules text, or whatever.

Anyway, don't play this.